What can Dolores do for you? Please read below and than ask what can't she do!?
This was a statement to the press:
"Now, my campaign promises. Unlike the other candidates, I readily admit that I'm in this for the bling. Free travel by private jet, a huge expense account, my own office, and a posse of humpy bodyguards in suits and dark glasses? Betcherass. So just tell me what you want, and I'll want that, too.Let's get the ball of yarn rolling with a few suggestions collected by my press secretary, Harry.
- Elizabeth Zimmermann's birthday will be declared a national holiday.
- All fiber-related purchases will be fully tax-deductible.
- Knitting will become a mandatory subject in American public schools.
- Government subsidies for the establishment of independent yarn shops in high-need areas.
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